Chloe Otsuji
top or bottom ?


it rly doesn’t matter I love bed bunks either way

Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.


"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?


"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"


"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"





there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

You’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting,
So… get on your way!
Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You’ll Go! (via kushandwizdom)


Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

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